why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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mark lawson likes boys

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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