- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

An Italian leaves the mofia

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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