Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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