What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Im cute hehehee

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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