Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

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