A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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