Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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???????????? WTF?

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