Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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