roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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my bubbles!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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???????????? WTF?

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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(insert antijoke here

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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