What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

thumb_up thumb_down +46

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

thumb_up thumb_down +28

a

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -142

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Invisible Television.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down +29

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Dylan Eichas

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops