What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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GIVE

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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a Jew had a small nose

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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this site is funny.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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