why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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a Jew had a small nose

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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