What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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japan4.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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