What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Invisible Television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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