how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Dylan Eichas

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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GIVE

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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