- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

hi hi strager danger

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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