Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

a Jew had a small nose

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

this site is funny.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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