Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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I've got a boner

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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