the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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this site is funny.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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