- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

i just pooped that is all!

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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