Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Bags of delicious poop.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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