What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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