Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

An Italian leaves the mofia

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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