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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.