How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Neil is a reterd.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Anti Joke

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