whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What is white and black and red all over.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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