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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

This is not funny.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

whats chinese noodles

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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