This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Sex

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Republicans

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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