- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do black people eat? Food.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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