What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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