- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

I dont have a girlfriend

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

a blond girl walks into a bar

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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