- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Neil is a reterd.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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