What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

This is a joke.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

wanna here a joke? you.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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