- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

AIDS.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

360 NO SCOPE

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

haha Otarts was here

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

hi penis ham telephone

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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