whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A sober Irish individual.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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tommy is retared

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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