This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Guess what? AIDS!

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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