Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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