- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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