I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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