- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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