Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's clear and wet? water

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

knock knock no ones home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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