Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Set up Punch line.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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