There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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