3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Agent 47.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Anti Joke

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