- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

whats worse than a kane nothing

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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