Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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willie revilame

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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