How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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