Lets go Yankees

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

This is an anti-joke.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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