What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Female rights.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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