the WNBA

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Penis.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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