What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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