What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

whats worse than a kane nothing

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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