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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

I'm hungry.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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