- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Jellybeans

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

minorities

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

PSN IS UP

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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