- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid has no friends.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

identical jokes get different votes.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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