- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

im not food

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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