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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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get in the car.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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