What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

for keeps?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

the WNBA

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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