Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Justin Bieber.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Nickleback.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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