Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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c-? men, C-men

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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