- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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