- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A kid has no friends.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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