Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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