What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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the game

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Bark I'm a tree

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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