Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Penis.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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