Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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get in the car.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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