- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Guess what? AIDS!

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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