A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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