Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Me Neither.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

c-? men, C-men

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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