What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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