- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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