Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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