What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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